Friday, December 7, 2007

Special

Hey it has just come into my mind that today is friday.So what???
We have a special today(not a date , just some good food ,that too if the mess manager decides to rethink his policies of providing "chhola bhatura" or "Pao bhaji" alternatively on fridays and provide us some change).
Well lets see what all options remain.I will quote them one by one and lets c where we end up.
1) "Uttapam" : Frankly if this happens a long queue would be formed and given the decency that i have got,i would be in the last. So, lets cancel that.
2) "Dosa" : But i am sure the sambhar would be a formality ,knowing da skills my mess manager has got. Cancelled......
3) "Pulao" : But thats just a cousin of "chaol".But that would give them(cooks) a chance to deceive us by just putting some yellow artificial on normal "chaols".I wont let that happen.Cancelled......
4) "Manchurian": Looking the way they (cooks) cook indian variants( i mean switching from north food to south food), i would pray that they dont shift to an altogether different culture.Cancelled....
5) Well i just heard the word"puri": Being a fitness maniac that i am (joking,dont come to visit my physique please), i wont like some AATA kind of stuff dipped in some non-refined oil.
You know my next word...dont you ...and thats Cancelled
6) "ALOO Gobhi Paranta": Be aware.....they (cooks) already make Aloo parantha (10rs being the charge,very nominal lolzzz).......who knows they put gobhi in a mixer then put the juice so obtained on the parantha in place of "desi ghee"( Ok ok i also know dats not desi),and then call the thing so obtained "Aloo gobhi ka parantha. Annuled( synonym of Cancelled)....
7)Well You know what ....I kind of fooled the readers just now...
How:::::::::frankly i have this strange habit that if i continously write weird things for 10 minutes ........and some people go lucky to read that.....i gain some apetite.And now am all prepared to have my dinner(like a GLUT).
I got what i wanted.....now next word is not Cancelled.Its "good Byeee" and thanx for being the lucky reader.

1 comment:

Nancy said...

We have been the unlucky readers though. I still appreciate the fact that the content you have provided is very much close to the reality. and how do you feel now as you get to eat ghar ka khana all the time.
Miss ya