Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Female friends vs Girl friends

Ok Ok i know the topic is a very interesting one for all those guys who always wanted to know the difference.
Now this is what is called "holding ".
The whole mess was not designed to discuss holding but now due to certain unavoidable reasons I am unable to come to the main topic.
Just wait till monday .

disregards
james

Friday, December 7, 2007

Special

Hey it has just come into my mind that today is friday.So what???
We have a special today(not a date , just some good food ,that too if the mess manager decides to rethink his policies of providing "chhola bhatura" or "Pao bhaji" alternatively on fridays and provide us some change).
Well lets see what all options remain.I will quote them one by one and lets c where we end up.
1) "Uttapam" : Frankly if this happens a long queue would be formed and given the decency that i have got,i would be in the last. So, lets cancel that.
2) "Dosa" : But i am sure the sambhar would be a formality ,knowing da skills my mess manager has got. Cancelled......
3) "Pulao" : But thats just a cousin of "chaol".But that would give them(cooks) a chance to deceive us by just putting some yellow artificial on normal "chaols".I wont let that happen.Cancelled......
4) "Manchurian": Looking the way they (cooks) cook indian variants( i mean switching from north food to south food), i would pray that they dont shift to an altogether different culture.Cancelled....
5) Well i just heard the word"puri": Being a fitness maniac that i am (joking,dont come to visit my physique please), i wont like some AATA kind of stuff dipped in some non-refined oil.
You know my next word...dont you ...and thats Cancelled
6) "ALOO Gobhi Paranta": Be aware.....they (cooks) already make Aloo parantha (10rs being the charge,very nominal lolzzz).......who knows they put gobhi in a mixer then put the juice so obtained on the parantha in place of "desi ghee"( Ok ok i also know dats not desi),and then call the thing so obtained "Aloo gobhi ka parantha. Annuled( synonym of Cancelled)....
7)Well You know what ....I kind of fooled the readers just now...
How:::::::::frankly i have this strange habit that if i continously write weird things for 10 minutes ........and some people go lucky to read that.....i gain some apetite.And now am all prepared to have my dinner(like a GLUT).
I got what i wanted.....now next word is not Cancelled.Its "good Byeee" and thanx for being the lucky reader.

Volley-Ball(Dream broken)

Weekend is fast approaching.Its almost there.
The happy i am at this juncture ,cant really tell you. I have many plans already prepared for that.
Lets see whether i am able to impelement them.
Well today we have had a great time on the volley-ball court.Ofcourse we played .But it was only for about 15 minutes. Couldnt extend the time (thanx to the rules)
To cut the whole story short ,my team won and worthwhile to mention ,ash's(not aish) dream was broken.
The dream was to win today(after having lost 3 games already to me in the last 2 days).
I am sure ash must be waiting for monday to come and settle down the score.
"All the worst" ash ( i cud have said "all da best" but then the truth wont have stayed lolzzz).
Ok Ok i know it was tough to decode the whole paragraph( attributed to the non-synchronization of my thoughts with my writing skills).
But i promise next time i would try to be a little explanatory.

Monday, September 24, 2007

New looks ......better than ever.

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Quest for Zest

well what a movie...........talking about dhamaal
First time I ever appreciated an Indian comedy for entertaining fnonstop for full 2 and a half hours......reason is simple.....it was worth holding our sttention.....
I was impressed so much that from now onwards I would see every new movie of the hero Ritesh Deshmukh.
Mr Wannabe Director, take some lesson from this flick.....
bye byeeeeeeeee..